
I'm at
Swim Cafe sorting through 600 emails (mostly of the Viagra variety), listening to Roger Miller and trying to remember my name. It's been a crazy five days.
Instead of worrying about my digital camera getting stolen at the fair, I decided to just bring along a disposable film camera (gasp!) and so it will be a few days until I am able to post pictures of the fair and my trip, so sit tight. I did, however, find a few photos of my booth on someone's Flickr site, so there you go.
I regret to tell you that I was unable to get a good photo of a man in McCarren park who was boxing with himself for over 30 minutes. When the fair was almost over on Sunday afternoon and I was slipping into a coma, he kept me very entertained until it was time to pack up and get out of there. Go boxing guy, go! I am working on my impression and will perform it for you if you like.

So: Renegade Brooklyn. Let me say that if you enjoy dragging a 50 pound tent across the length of three softball fields in 90-degree weather, then this is the fair for you!
I showed up on Saturday completely unready for the day. In order to not run screaming, I was intentionally not coming to terms with the idea that I was going to be doing this fair by myself. In my mind the tent, two six foot tables and a chair were going to be carried to my booth spot by fairies. At that point, those items would be carefully and expeditiously set up by a band of magical, cheery elves who also dance in time to Beck's "Mixed Bizness" while working. All of my merchandise would be delivered to the booth by Shetland ponies, ridden by beautiful maidens. Then,
Simon Doonan would show up with coterie of talented, gay window designers, who would arrange all of my merchandise on the tables, finishing at 10:45 so I would have time to sit back with a glass of iced coffee (delivered to my booth, of course) and marvel at the beautiful, shady spot that I was blessed with.
This is not what happened.
If Andy and Laurie of
Kiku were not as amazingly nice as they are, I would have been screwed. I owe them a kidney. They drove most of my stuff to the fair from Chicago. They delivered the items to the fair each day. Andy helped me put up the tent and get my tables from here to there. They let me borrow their cart so I could get my merch from one side of the park to the other. They provided a heaping helping of moral support. Thanks to them, I was able to get through the weekend. And what a weekend! I got to hang out with some NY friends, met a bunch of new customers, made friends with fellow crafters, did
a lot of people watching, and yeah- sold a lot of stuff. The pros far outweighed the cons!
My booth neighbors were great. On one side were the sweeties from Philly who run
Lucy's Vintage and
The Black Spot. On the other side were the awesome
Biggie peeps. They must be credited for coming to my aid when my tent levitated and then almost fell on it's side. I can laugh about that now but it wasn't so funny at the time.
I also met the freakishly nice people from
Pink of Perfection, and they took a video of me that might make it on the website.
More later. In the meantime, here are radical cheerleaders.