Here is a little exchange that occurred at a grocery store near work today. I went there to buy Perrier for a reception we are having. I saw this elderly man wandering around the grocery store with a ratty U Penn bag, too-short dress pants, and an old briefcase- he sort of looked like the Nutty Professor. We got in line together.
Man: Will you hold my spot while I go get another box of these Toasteds?
Aimee: Sure, I'll hold your spot.
Man: I know you will.
(He leaves to get the crackers and I spend the next two minutes trying to figure out what he meant by "I know you will." Man returns to line.)
Man: I really love these Toasteds, and when they are 2 for 1, you gotta get 2. I like to have a few crackers and a some orange juice before dinner as a little appetizer. Yes, I do love orange juice........by the way, have you tried Sociables?
Me (playing dumb): No.
Man: Oh wow, you have to try Sociables. They are in a blue box by the other Nabisco products and there's a picture of all of the different canapes that you can make with them. The secret to Sociables is that they coat them with this mix of high fructose corn syrup and....(goes on for about a minute about the chemical reaction that occurs in your mouth when you eat Sociables and then looks at my cart). Wow, that's a lot of Perrier.
Me: Yeah.
Man: Can I look at one?
Me: Umm.....sure. Ok.
Man: (reading label) I see that Perrier comes from a place in France known as Vergeze, which is in the south near Arles. Have you ever had a glass of Rose from that region?
Me: Yes.
Man: It's delightful. I also enjoy the Rhone Valley wines.
Me: I love Cotes du Rhone wine.
Genius Man (lighting up with joy): See, you know about Cotes du Rhone!! (proceeds to segue, quite amazingly, into a story about Charles de Gaulle and then Winston Churchill and then back to wine and then Roman viaducts.)
Anyway, we finally both got through the line. I was quite charmed with him, but didn't really know what was going on. He was some sort of awesome, awkward, Sociables-loving genius that really brightened my afternoon. I hope I see him again.

















